I am back in school

Dear my non-existent readers:

I am back in school.  I am now working on my first homework assignment.

I have my pencils erasers and ruler ready to copy my first homework assignment.

I have to first sharpen my first unused pencil with my pencil sharpener which I have put paper mache all over when I was a child in art class.

Originally the pencil sharpener was just a paper sharpener.  Now it is a tiger with a missing ear in a suit.  Originally, it had two ears but throughout its existence, an ear have fell off.

When I opened my pencil sharpener this morning some residue fell out from the last time I used it.  I thought to myself, I can go discard it in my mother's vegetable garden. It's just paper thin wood.

Excuse moi, as I go do my homework.