Tonight is either the Finale or the
Men Tell All episode of
The Bachelorette - Canada.
I decided to invent a new technology game (many non-technology and technology versions have already been invented). You can tell me which part of my game is technological!!!
!!!FANTASY BACHELORETTE!!! (think fantasy football... hohoho)
*Pretend this is the casting photos! Thank you Trigg for drawing and colouring swiftly more than two decades ago (approximately).*
You are the casting director for the "Bachelorette".
You are there to select the "best" bachelor for the "Bachelorette" 😉
You and your team of casting staffs determine which roster of bachelors will produce the most DRAMATIC Men Tell All or Season Finale for the audience!
You select a roster of bachelors (5 to 7) based on appearance alone and write a blind biography (one paragraph only, 50+ words) about each of them. Now, compare your blind biography with the already posted biography on this season's website and see how you did.
You cannot change your roster after reading the real biography and questionaire, etc, etc.
As the season unfolds, each week, the pre-taped, edited show and the perforamance of each bachelor (along with any news, talk shows, etc. etc.) will help you determine your final 5 or final 7 before the season finale!!! That will be your FINAL ROSTER!!!
Week 1: If your whole roster get wiped out, you are allow to select a brand new roster of five (5) only. No re-selection otherwise.
Week 2: One re-selection allowed. If you have no bachelors left, you can add three (3) back on your roster. If you are left with two or less, too bad.
Week 3: If you have no bachelors left, you can add two (2) back on your roster. If you are left with three or less, too bad.
Week 4: Three re-selections allowed (this is not an up to option, unless if you have less than three) or no re-selections at all. If you are wiped out for the first time, you can select three (3). If you are wiped out again.. well, you and the bachelorette don't see eye to eye and you are out for real this time. This is no baseball.
Week 5: You must determine the final members of your original roster at this point (no adding new members). If you have at least fifty percent (50%) of your original bachelors left (from week 1), you can have a second team of three (3) now. No mix and match between teams (meaning your two teams must consist of different bachelors).
You must lock in your final members before the end of the commercial break or NEXT WEEK'S PREVIEW!!!
If you are already completely gone or don't like your roster at all, you can go back to WEEK 1's instructions at this point and pick your team 1 again starting from week 5; and continue to play next week with Week 6's instructions.
(You are playing on the loser pool at this point.)
Week 6: If one of your bachelor get selected on a one-on-one date and/or a two-on-two date, then you get a bonus bachelor on your roster.
Week 7: If your bachelor is on a group date, then you get a bonus bachelor; HOWEVER, your bachelor MUST be from the GROUP DATE and your roster cannot have more than three (3) bachelors.
Week 8: (Assuming this is the hometown week of the potential suitors - bachelors) You are allowed to EITHER:
(A) If your bachelor got eliminated and the Bachelorette cries while getting rid of the bachelor and your team is wiped out, you are allowed to add a bachelor back on your roster;
OR
(B) It your bachelor got eliminated and he cries for real but in a masculine way (up for discussion) during his limousine message, you are allowed to add a bachelor back on your roster.
Week 9: (Assuming this is the hometown week of our protagonist - the Bachelorette) If your bachelor got eliminated because a family member did not like him then: (a) if your roster is wiped out again, you are allowed to add a bachelor back on your roster; (b) if your roster is completely filled, you must get rid of a bachelor from your roster. No re-selection or anything whatsoever. You must go into the season finale with ONLY ONE BACHELOR!
!!!!YOU MUST PICK YOUR FINAL BACHELOR BEFORE THE PREVIEWS AND ANY OUTSIDE RESOURCES - NO READING OF THAT GUY'S BLOG I FORGOT HIS NAME - if you already read his blog, you are OUT, because you CHEATED!!! - You know which blog i am talking about - USA VERSION - he could be totally wrong!!!!
MEN TELL ALL EPISODE/ EPISODE BEFORE SEASON FINALE: If a bachelor from your original roster (week one) provides the most DRAMATIC scene (up for discussion) then you get a free food/beverage from everyone in the original pool.
If your bachelor didn't show up for the MEN TELL ALL EPISODE and someone from the original pool notices then you must buy that person a food or beverage item.
If (insert number) of your bachelor(s) (insert action) and someone from the loser pool notices then you must do a dare from that someone.
Week 10: This should be the final week so.. If you picked the bachelor that is no longer a bachelor, then you win! I have no clue what the prize is.
AFTER THE FINAL ROSE/AKA THE EXTRA DISCUSSIONS AFTER THE SEASON FINALE: If a bachelor from your original roster (week one) get highlighted because he is funny, you get a free food/beverage from everyone in the original pool.
If a bachelor from your original roster get highlighted because he creates lots of drama during the season, then you get splashes in your face from everyone in the original pool!
If three or more of your original bachelors get highlighted because they were party animals or came for the "wrong reasons" (up for discussions) then you must buy everyone food or drink items of their choice!
If the highlights of the most romantic moments makes you want to vomit then find all others with the same reaction and give them high fives (as many as you want)!
If the Bachelorette provides some half-assed answer to the runner up and the second runner up then remember to make a disapproving sound loudly (while she is not watching or listening)!!!
If the next Bachelor is from your original roster then you can dare someone from the original pool to do something (only one person).
Note: Technology Tuesday
