Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Bachelor Nation Suggestion

The Bachelor franchise has been around for a long time now.  It hasn't gone through much changes, each season is about the same with different people.

If I was part of the team producer the Bachelor, I would make a few fun changes to the show.

For example, instead of having all the potential candidate arrive in a single limousine, I would suggest that each candidate arrives in an expensive sport car.  That's right, if there are 25 bachelorette showing up, 25 sports cars will show up.  I wonder if the bachelor will be paying attention to the girl or the car.

Midway through a team of mechanics will show up and exit the sport car with tires in hands to show their speedy tire change routine.  After all, 25 women is a lot and we all need a break after seeing 13 of them coming out one by one.

I think that would make an even more interesting introduction.

Friday, December 21, 2018

My Weigh loss success story

I have always felt that it was unfair that I was never overly obese so people never see my weigh loss progress.  My success, results and improvements are not as noticeable as the muscle man or the lean woman who was once over weight to an extremely unhealthy level.  I am very jealous when I see their before and after photos.

My progress was not documented by photos and I wouldn't want to document it in photos anyways.  The difference I feel is actually during my sprint from my office to the public transit.  After I started working out, it was a lot easier to run that five to ten minutes during rush hour to get to the train.  I was less heavy on my steps and my breath was longer.  The sprint felt a lot easier and I made the sprint almost every day (in flats).

Monday, December 17, 2018

I finally have a dream

My Monday was not mundane today.  I have been thinking outside of my box for quite some time now.  Because I have been thinking outside of the box for a while, today I have arrived at my dream.

My dream is to live in the middle of a mountain somewhere where it is struck by harsh winter every winter so I can ski down everyday or every week to restock my cabin. 

In order to achieve my dream, I have to first find a mate who don't mind living in the middle of nowhere. 

I might not enjoy the cabin as much in the summer but I have always been more of a winter person.

It's more fun to imagine and dream about the winter because most people tend to stay put or migrate to somewhere warm so we know a lot less about living in harsh winter.

Hopefully, I'll become a winter expert in my lifetime or am expert of winter.

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Baby, it's cold outside

Baby, it's cold outside, some lyrics or dialogues written in 1944 and was interpreted many times through the performances of many different actors and actresses.  The most famous performance was featured in a film in 1949.

I was not alive when all of the above happened but I am a creative person and I enjoy reading so I believe it is safe to say that when one reads, they put their own interpretation into the reading.

Recently, there has been talks that this set of lyrics or dialogues should not be broadcast.

A director is someone who directs actors and actresses to act the way they want them to act.

Putting on the head of a director, I will now use what was written and put a different spin on what was performed in 1949.  Hopefully, any actors/actresses will understand my written instructions.

Director's note: The female lead just walked in the door.  The male lead is sitting by a couch behind a coffee table.

Female: I really can't stay. (this line is delivered in a troublesome tone)

Male: But baby it's cold out there. (Said in a face reality tone)

Female: I've got to go away (sound desperate)

Male: But baby it's cold out there. (Same serious monotone)

Director's note: it's really a blizzard outside and it's only getting worse.  The female and male are stuck with the predicament of being stuck under one roof for the evening or try to travel in extremely bad weather condition.  Keep in mind that cars back in the days are not as well equipped.  The male and female are now delivering the dialogues as if they are each talking to themselves and not really listening to one another so they interrupt each other from time to time.

Female: This evening has been (she had a tough time just getting to his place alone because of the bad weather)

Male: Been hoping you will drop in (sarcastic tone)

Female: so very nice (also sarcastic, the weather was horrible and now she has to put up with this guy)

Male: I'd hold your hands, they are just like ice. (He did not and would not because she had always acted like ice around him, he's been friendzoned too many times and know he is staying there)

Female: My mother will start to worry

Male: beautiful, what's your hurry

Female: My father will be pacing the floor

Male: listen to the fireplace roar

Director's note: she is really worried that her parents will be worried that she is stuck outside in the blizzard and wondering when she will be home.  He is comforting her saying it's safe and warm here. I don't know why neither of them thought about making a phone call. Perhaps he could not afford a phone and mobile phone did not exist back then.

Female: So really I better scurry

Male: Beautiful, please don't hurry

Female: But maybe just half a drink more (finally approaching the coffee table where a drink has been situated the entire time)

Male: Put some records on while I pour

Female: (head over to put records on before heading back for the drink as poured by the male and delivered this line as she walks toward the drink and the coffee table) The neighbours might think

Male:  (interrupts and completed her thought) baby, it's bad out there

Director's note: The two of them are finally talking.

Female: (finally reaches the drink, just looked and smell) say, what's in this drink?

Director's note: the girl may have never had a drink before.  Anyhow the guy still talking about what the neighbours might think.

Male: no cabs to be head out there.

Female: I wish I knew how

Male: Your eyes are like starlight now (his observation of how tired she is from the blizzard)

Female: to break this spell (talking about the weather)

Director's note: they are still separated by a coffee table.

Male: I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell. (He gestures to ask her to give him her hat)

Female: I ought to say no, no, no, no sir (she is polite and really worried about worrying her parents and neighbours)

Male: mind if I moved a little closer (took her hat off)

Female: at least I am going to say that I tried (directors' completion of her thought - to get home and only made it half way)

Male: what's the sense in hurtin my pride? (He's joking, guys like to joke when their pride is hurt)

Female: I really can't stay

Male: oh baby, don't hold out (still joking)

Female: "but baby, it's cold outside" (now she is saying what he should be saying). I simply must go.

Male: but baby, it's cold outside (he listens)

Female: the answer is no

Male: but baby, it's cold outside

Female: your welcome had been

Male: HOW LUCKY THAT YOU DROPPED IN

Director's note: remember how unwelcoming he was at the beginning?

Female: (smiles) so nice and warm.

Male: look out the window at this dawn. (Crazy blizzard dawn outside, something they've never seen before)

Director's note:. By this time, they have established that it is too unsafe to try to get her home.  The blizzard is so bad that maybe even the telephone lines are not working.  The girl is still worry about what her family may think while the guy is getting bored and annoyed.

Female: my sister will be suspicious

Male: gosh your lips look delicious

Female: my brother will be there at the door

Male: waves upon the tropical shore

Female: my maiden mind aunt is vicious

Male: gosh your lips look delicious

Female: but maybe just a cigarette more

Male: never such a blizzard before (where he is stuck with a woman under one roof)

Female: I've gotta get home

Male: but baby, you'd freeze out there (matter of factly again)

Female: say lend me a coat

Male: it's up to your knees out there

Female: you've really been grand (as in he's been a gentleman, she says this line as she is about to leave)

Male: I thrill when you touch my hand (he would be delighted if he can touch her hand)

Female: but don't you see?

Male: how can you do this to me? (If she leaves and he stays, he too will be worried like her family and neighbours)

Female: there bound to be talks tomorrow (about her spending the night at his or her traveling in the blizzard)

Male: think of my lifelong sorrow (the talk about him would be how he failed to convince her to stay or how nothing happened even though she spend the entire evening at his or how he could let w girl travel alone in such bad weather)

Female: at least there are plenty implied

Male: if you got pneumonia and died.

Female: I really can't stay

Male: get over that old out

Female: Baby, it's cold out there!  Baby, it's cold out there! (Said in a he should be saying this instead)

- end -

You see, the two of them spend the entire evening playing with why she should stay and not go until the blizzard and Storm has finally passed and they can finally leave the house.  They had no choice.  Nothing happened.

Another way to start this sequence is that the two of them just entered the door.  The guy looking exhausted, head to rest at the couch and immediately take a small drink.  Before the phones went out, the girls parents got in touch with him asking if he seen her and he went out looking for her and found her in the blizzard and took her home.  It was a miracle that they managed to get to his place in one piece and now she is demanding that he delivers her home after a short break.

Anyhow, I hope the text I am working from is the original that was written. I saw at least two performances and I am not sure which one came first so I think there are many ways to interpret and perform what was written.  It would be a fun activity for people to read it and/or act it out without looking at or listening to someone else's interpretation or performance.

Friday, December 7, 2018

I am here but not here

I am still working part-time at the busy office where I am employed.  From time to time, like other colleagues, I would be at work even on a day that I am not suppose to be at work.  During a day when a colleague comes into work on a day off, I would hear them say something along the line of "I am here but not here".  Yesterday was such a day for me.

Before going into work, I thought it would be wonderful if I had apparel as well as a seat cover that read "I am here but not here" so it's even more clear that I am working an extra day.

I don't mind working an extra day because I like to finish my work and I am not suppose to be there so I am more relaxed.

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Cash vs Credit Card

I remitted payment in cash today which reminded me of the benefit of cash.  When I have exact change, I don't have to worry about getting change, I don't have to worry about a bill I have to pay at the end of the month and I don't have to worry about a machine not working.

Paying in cash is a quite simple.