Lamest pick up lines

If no one asks you out ever,  your chances of being asked out will not increase or decrease as you grow older unless you change or you have some very experienced people trying to help you out.  If those experienced people get desperate on your behalf, you are beyond help.  Let's fate decide.

Anyhow,  the lamest pick up line in the past was "Excuse me, do you know what time is it? ".  I have been asked this question many times,  I never wear a watch.  Now that everyone,  almost everyone, has a cell phone,  I don't think people use it anymore.

Another lame pick up line and this is only a guess.   I forgot the line but it was a rainy day and I was on my way to catch my train home.   A nice person offered to share an umbrella with me,  unfortunately no conversation during the walk to the underground pathway.  The line was so lame that I don't even remember.   All I remembered was the awkward silence and my awkward thank you and departure.

I probably heard some other lame pick up lines before lol and was too oblivious to realize it was a pick up line.  You see, lame pick up lines don't work if the recipient is totally oblivious.