Thursday, January 4, 2018

Can you spot a snowman?

I have never dreamt about being a singer because I am tone deaf.  I like to pretend I am a good songwriter sometimes.  Anyone can be a songwriter but very few are successful and famous.

When I was a child, I had time to build at least one snowman every winter.  Today, even after provided with the perfect snow to make the perfect snowman, all I see are fake snowmen everywhere.  A paper in the shape of a snowman is NOT a snowman.  This one year, in my elementary school, we rolled up such a big base for our big snowman that we could not put it together.  We could not put it vertically up together.  Our snowman just lay horizontal on the ground because the snowball was too big to be rolled on top of each other.

I decided to write lyrics of a snowman jingle to the famous Disney song "Do you want to build a snowman?" 

Can you spot a snowman?
Parody lyrics to Disney's "Do you want to build a snowman?"

Hello?

Can you spot my neighbour's snowman?
The non-existent one
I never see them anymore
Come out the door
It's like they've gone away...
We used to have the best snowmen
And now there's none
I wish we could tell me why!
Can you spot my neighbour's snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman

My Backyard! (silly)

Okay, thanks!!

Where is my neighbour's snowman?
Or secret fortress outside your halls?
Snowman tutorials are overdue
We've all gotten used to
buying fakeman in the malls
(Hang in there, Snow!)
It's getting a little silly
All these paper men.

Just watching the snow melt by
(Melting, melting, melting, melting, melting)

Please, I know how to make a snowman
People are asking where they've been
Snow says "I am snowing" and people agree
Snow says " I am here for you, come out and play with me.
We only have till summer.
We cannot take the heat.
What are we gonna do?

Do you want to build a snowman?"

Please take a photo of your snowman.


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