Friday, December 22, 2017

Christmas Edition Parody Lyrics by yours truly

This is what happens when you keep hearing the same song over and over again.  I really enjoy listening to Charlie Puth's Attention.  Usually, I sing over him with my own lyrics.

Today, I had time to sit down and write down my lyrics. I wrote two sets of lyrics.  I hope you like them.  Let me know if you have a recording of you singing my lyrics!  I would love to hear it!

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Option 1 - Parody of Attention
Parody song title:  Blizzard and Storm

You've been running around, running around, running around, throwing snow around my house
Cause you've been, you've been, you've been, you've been waiting for some snow.
You've been going around, going around, going around screaming "snowing in my hood!"
Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'll be asleep.

I know that snow is coming. Blizzard and Storm.
You got me thinking back to negative 39.
And now I'm not shoveling. What you expect.
You're not driving out tonight.

You just want to party and bar hop around.
Maybe you just need to remember how things used to be.
Yeah, you don't want to party or bar hop around.
You just want to roll around in the never-ending snow.

You've been running around, running around, running around throwing snow around my house
Cause you know that I'll, know that I'll, know that I'll throw it back!
Baby, now that we're, now that we're, now that we're right here standing face to face.
You already know, already know, already know it's all about the snow!

I know that snow is coming. Snow fight! Snow Man!
You got me thinking back when you were young (you got me thinking back when you were young)
And now I'm stretching your cheeks, what you expect.
Family traditions win again!

*You just want attention, here you go!
Maybe you just hate the thought of not seeing Christmas lights!
Yeah, you just want attention, I know from the start.
You're just making sure Santa will notice you!

What are you doing tonight? (repeat many times)

I know that snow is coming. Blizzard and storm.
You got me thinking back to negative 39
and now I'm not shoveling. What you expect?!
You're not driving out tonight!

repeat start at * until music ends
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Option 2 - Parody of Attention
Parody song title:  No to cold turkeys and toothaches

You've been running around, running around, running around in the grocery store
Cause there will, there'll, there'll be a party of ten
You've been going around, going around, going around every store around the hood!
Cause you couldn't find, couldn't find, couldn't find sugar and spice

I know the kids are coming. Chaos and Joy.
You got me thinking back when I was young!
Now there will be teasing. What you expect?
It's not a party without some LAUGHS!

Would you like some cookies with brownies on top?
Maybe you just hate the thought of not having seconds.
Yeah, there will be turkey with cranberry sauce.
You just have to show up before everything is gone.

And the Rotisserie, Rotisserie, Rotisserie chicken has been spinning around.
Now you know that I, know that I, know that I can finish it all.
Baby now that we're, now that we're, now that we're standing face to face.
You already know, already know, already know I get first dips!

I know that they are coming. Party of ten.
You got me thinking bout when I was young.
And now I'm in the kitchen, what you expect.
It's not a party without a tasty feast!

Now go and get some dough and some berries too.
Maybe you just need some drinks to go with that.
Yeah, turkey ready in an hour or two.
I'm making sure everything is going swell.

What are you doing tonight? (repeat)

They want my attention then arrive on time.
I just hate the thought of the turkey turning cold.
Yeah! No attention for cold turkeys, they should know better.
Stuffed turkey tastes much better when it's hot and fresh.

What are we eating tonight? (repeat)

I know there will be turkey, chicken and wings!
You got me back thinking when I had all my teeth.
And now I'm all up on you, what you expect?
Remember to brush your teeth after my fantastic feast.

You want to keep chewing, say no to cavity
You will hate the thought of eating with pain.
Yeah, you don't want no cavity or a toothache
So make sure you brush and floss tonight.

What are you doing tonight? (repeat)

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