Locks and Keys

As I'm writing this, I cannot unlock my car.  I think I have really bad luck with keys and locks in general.

The first time I broke a key, it actually got stuck inside of the lock.  Basically the key broke in half while I was trying to open the front door with the right key.

A few years ago, I could not find the lock I left at a bridge for unlocking.  Shortly after that I lost the key to the lock too but if there was nothing to unlock or lock why would I need that key?

I lost a handful of locks this year because I either lock the key into the locker, drop the key or simply cannot remember the lock combination.

Some people use locks to secure their possessions.  For me, its just for identification.  Most locks are pretty wimpy anyways.  If someone really want to take my things it's pretty easy.

The hardest things to unlock does not have a lock on.