Beast (Parody Song to Disney's Belle Song - including spoken parts)
Beast
City life, it's a quiet hustle.
Everyday like the one before.
City life's full of city people.
Waking up to say...
City People
Bonjour!
Ni Hao!
Honk Honk!
Morning!
ROOAARR!!!
Beast
There goes the beauties with their beasts, like always
The same old streets and roads to East
Every Friday just the same
Since the morning that they came to this poor provincial town
City People
Arg. Move it, Beast!
--- SPOKEN PART ---
Beast: Good Morning, Monsier!
Little Boy: And what have you brought me, today?
Little Boy: That's nice. Marco...
distance voice 1: Polo
distance voice 2: Hurry Up! Recess is ALMOST...over
*sound of bells*
--- end of SPOKEN PART ---
City People
--- SPOKEN PART ---
Beast: Good Morning, Monsier!
Little Boy: And what have you brought me, today?
Beast: My workbook. I just finished editing the most difficult chapter. It's about...
Little Boy: That's nice. Marco...
distance voice 1: Polo
distance voice 2: Hurry Up! Recess is ALMOST...over
*sound of bells*
--- end of SPOKEN PART ---
City People
Look, there he goes
That guy is huge, no question
Never distracted from his feast!
Never part of any crowd
Cause his head's stuck on that plow (plough)
No denying he's a hairy guy that Beast.
Man I
Move it!
Woman I
Good Day
Man I
When is the deadline.
Woman II
Bonjour
Man II
Good Day
Woman II
When is the due date
Woman III
I need... some room
Man III
We need a table!
Beast
There must be more than this provincial life!
--- SPOKEN PART ---
Black Smith: Ah, Beast...
Beast: Good morning, Sir. I've come to return the tools I've borrowed.
Black Smith: Broken again?
Beast: No, not this time. Have you got anything new?
Black Smith: For you? No...
Beast: (Laughs), I'll take.... this one!
Black Smith: That one? Uh no.... not that one!
Beast: Well, it has to be this one. I've been ironing it, sharpening it, polishing it and even put my name on it. You know, I'm a prince in disguise.
Black Smith: Like you said, it's reserved for the prince. Not you.
Beast: But Sir.
Black Smith: Here, take this fish stick instead.
--- end of SPOKEN PART ---
City People
Look, there he goes --- moving extremely slowly.
I wonder if he's here for a feast.
With a dreary, dreadful look
And his nose attached to a hook
Let's not ruffle any feathers with the Beast.
Beast
Oh... isn't this amazing?
It's (not) my favourite part because... you'll see.
Here's where roads meet (rail) crossings,
But you won't take notice that it's here
Because you speed.
Woman
Now it's no wonder that we named him "Beasty"
His looks have got no parallel
Shopkeeper
But behind that strange facade
I'm afraid he's rather sharp
Very different from the rest of us
City People
He's nothing like the rest of us.
Yes, different from the rest of us is Beast.
--- SPOKEN PART ---
Lafou (female Lefou): I got it Gastonia! Wow, you didn't miss a point, Gastonia! You're the greatest pointer in the whole world.
Gastonia (female Gaston): I know.
Lafou (female Lefou): No beauty alive stands a chance against you...and no prince, for that matter.
Gastonia (female Gaston): It's true, Lafou. And I've got my sight set on that one.
Lafou (female Lefou): That one?
Gastonia (female Gaston): He's the one, the lucky guy I have chosen.
Lafou (female Lefou): But he's...
Gastonia (female Gaston): The most powerful brute around!
Lafou (female Lefou): I know, but...
Gastonia (female Gaston): That makes him the best and don't I deserve the best?
Lafou (female Lefou): Of course you do.
--- end of SPOKEN PART ---
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Gastonia (female Gaston): I know.
Lafou (female Lefou): No beauty alive stands a chance against you...and no prince, for that matter.
Gastonia (female Gaston): It's true, Lafou. And I've got my sight set on that one.
Lafou (female Lefou): That one?
Gastonia (female Gaston): He's the one, the lucky guy I have chosen.
Lafou (female Lefou): But he's...
Gastonia (female Gaston): The most powerful brute around!
Lafou (female Lefou): I know, but...
Gastonia (female Gaston): That makes him the best and don't I deserve the best?
Lafou (female Lefou): Of course you do.
--- end of SPOKEN PART ---
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him.
I said my life is incomplete.
My tiny heart skip a beat,
My body filled with heat,
So I'm making plans to woo and tame the Beast!
So I'm making plans to woo and tame the Beast!
Silly Boys
Look, there she goes!
She's a 10.
Madame Gastonia.
Oh, that's my bump.
Be still my heart.
I'm hardly breathing.
She's such a small, sweet, humpy-busty pie!
Man I
Bonjour
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Excuse moi~
Man II
Good Day
Man III
Merci!
Complainer I
You call this basic?
Lost Woman
Where's station Pape?
Photographer
Say Cheese...
Lost Woman
...wait wait
Photographer
... once more
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Pardon me~
Woman II
Noooo, this angle...
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Please let me through...
Lost Woman
This street
Man IV
Those roads
Lost Woman
It stinks.
Man IV
...been plowed (ploughed).
Tourist
The Sun is Shining!
Beast
There must be more than this provincial life!
Gastonia (female Gaston)
Just watch.. I'm going to make Beast survive!
City People
Look, there he goes..a guy who's strange and hairy.
A most peculiar mr. monsieur.
It's a pity and a sin.
He really cannot fit in
Cause he's really quite a useful brute.
He's beastly but a useful dude.
He really is a useful brute... that BEAST!
---end---
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