Sunday, January 15, 2017

Are you a Husky?

The correct answer to this question is always yes, yes you are a husky.

You can describe yourself as a husky if you think you are tall, strong and attractive; however, others may not agree with your description of yourself.

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This morning, I googled the following statement: "who needs a boyfriend when you have a husky".  For some reason, the first search result google provided to me was a cosmopolitan article titled: "11 Things Only Women Who Dated Husky Guys Understand".

I have never described anyone as Husky and have never heard any of my girlfriends saying they find their boyfriend "husky" so I had to resort to google again and, eventually, my dictionary, for a more satisfactory description of the word "husky".

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Anyhow, I Googled more random questions, like "11 Things Only Guys Who Dated Flatchest and Flatass Women Understand".  I was returned with results like "11 Problems Only Girls With Flatbutts Understand" - not a cosmopolitan article.

Google provided me with a lot of fun and interesting titles to articles I may want to read.  One article stood out, it was about how a bigger guy can dress properly written in a non-intimidating/welcoming way with helpful advice presented in a humourous yet classy way.  I don't think I can find that article again, I lost it already.  It was the greatest article ever! (yes, i asked way too many random questions, sorry!)

Anyways, after my many fun searches, I returned to a more serious search of what does people mean when they describe someone as Husky.  According to my dictionary, you are not suppose to describe a female human being as Husky.  Therefore, it was no surprise, when I asked Google the same question and Google responded with many questions asked by (presumably) young girls about "what does it mean when someone calls me a Husky, are they calling me fat?".  Seeing that Google was not responding with a more scientific answer,  I had to start digging deeper by myself, like searching for the average height of a human in the world.  Based on my research, I think tall means 5'10 to 6'1.  If you are taller than that you are very tall until you reach the height of a giant.  (BTW superman is 6'3 and Batman is 6'2)

After having satisfied myself with the first component, I then proceeded to research on the "strong"  component of being described as Husky.  Based on my limited budget and time, I was unable to finish this important work so I am now searching for help to do this research for me for free.  (BTW according to the cosmopolitan article, see above, their Husky boyfriend may not be strong)

I have used up all my resources on the first two components that I didn't even have time to think about the final and most important component. ATTRACTION...ugh..I mean Attractive!  

It's Sunday.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ;)!

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